Bernie Sanders’ campaign announced on Tuesday that the presidential hopeful (hahahaha, yeah right) will be cancelling all campaign events until further notice after having two stents inserted to address a blockage in an artery in his chest.
“Sen. Sanders is conversing and in good spirits. He will be resting up over the next few days,” senior adviser Jeff Weaver said in a statement. “We are canceling his events and appearances until further notice, and we will continue to provide appropriate updates.”
This sort of shoots a billion holes in the whole idea that Trump isn’t “physically fit” for office. The Democrats have Joe Biden’s eyeball exploding, and Bernie’s heart giving out! Last time around they had a candidate who struggled with the stairs. Meanwhile, President Trump keeps on chugging like a boss.
While we would never wish ill upon someone, perhaps this is a wake up call for the ol’ commie. Here’s to a speedy recovery so Trump can kick his ass in 2020.